arXiv:1303.7367hep-ph
A search for direct heffalon production using the ATLAS and CMS experiments at the Large Hadron Collider
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Abstract
The first search is reported for direct heffalon production, using 23.3/fb per experiment of delivered integrated luminosity of proton-proton collisions at rootS = 8TeV from the Large Hadron Collider. The data were recorded with the ATLAS and the CMS detectors. Each exotic composite is assumed to be stable on the detector lifetime (tau >> ns). A particularly striking signature is expected. No signal events are observed after event selection. The cross section for heffalon production is found to be less than 64ab at the 95% confidence level.
> Therefore dark matter cannot exist. How about therefore thing we've yet to observe if it exists fails to behave as we naively expect. This is a grand claim from one piece of work and feels more like a straw man grab at further research funding rather than finding the heffalon…
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